Okay, Jim so where's your usual incisive and witty blog gone?
Good question. Normal service will be resumed shortly. In the meantime I've had the first honest-to-goodness review of my novel and I'd like to share it with all of you. It's by a guy called Steve Kane and, no, I didn't pay him an embarrassingly large sum of money to say nice things about me nor did I threaten to display photos of him engaged in embarrassing activities on my website for the world – or at least my small slice of it – to giggle over. So there.
Fair enough. So where do we read this review then?
Glad you asked. Here's a link to Steve's blog:
You think this'll convince us to buy your book, don't you?
It's called marketing, folks and this is the real world. I slogged away at that baby for five years and, it may not be Ulysses, but I think it has something to say that's worth reading.
So, you want us to read the review?
If you don't mind.
And you'll post a real blog later?
Would I lie to you?
You're a writer aren't you?
Just read the goddamn review, why don't you?
Hey, no need to get tetchy about it. We're going right now. What's that link again?
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